Now, let's get this over with. Under great pressure from our courageous editor and chef, I've been forced to retract my previous comments. PATRICK KANE IS NOT ADDICTED TO PORN. Something about tremendous amounts of libel and slander, whatever. As the 1966 hits song from the Easybeats goes, "sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry."
Jimmer Fredette has announced that once he clears waivers he will be signing with the Chicago Bulls. Also, Ryan Miller in his debut start for the Blues, wept. The sight of someone not named Tyler Myers in front of him brought the man to tears. Any goaltender would rejoice, and trust me, Miller needed the pick me up, he was seen hours earlier in a park.He also went 23 of 25 and shot 92% from behind the arch in a win against Phoenix.
In other news, Corey Crawford's mask was stolen, prime suspect, no one cares, he probably deserved it.
Stay patient readers, I have requested a slight make-over to the blog. Renovations to include, a new background, or just, a background.
Oh! Let me save some of you the trouble, "This is a hockey blog!" "You write weird." "Stop calling my mom." "Turn the heat down, it makes the house smell." "Shevrovich, u mad bruh?" "Jessica Simpson, pick a shape and stay there."