Hey, Remember When the Kings Traded for Ben Bishop?

LOL! That was funny when they did that!

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Andy Sutton is now an Ottawa Senator...

In an effort to prepare for a tense playoff run, Ottawa has brought their defensive unit to a new level.

Here is an accurate portrayal (click on image to enlarge weaknesses):
Editor's Note #1: Andy Sutton will continue to wear #25. Chris Neil will surrender his number and will don a middle finger (cleverly represented by an edited number one) on his back for the remainder of the season.

Editor's Note #2: Matt Carkner was not available for the photograph. He and Colton Orr were wrapping up their last session of couple's therapy.

Editor's Note #3: Bryan Murray is the best General Manager in the history of history. Let's hope he can bring in Riley Cote and Derian Hatcher tomorrow!