Wednesday, February 8, 2012

Soggy Depends® Sports News of the Hoary Type

The 36 year old Evgeni Nabokov recently became the 26th tender to hit the 300 win marker and described it in his words as "Awesome." This is a milestone that the 35 year old Miikka Kiprusoff will be going after tonight against San Jose. Without a doubt in my mind, both of these men pee a little when they sneeze.

Speaking of hip surgery, Lleyton Hewitt, 30, and a dinosaur, according to tennis god Brad Gilbert, is going to be making his 32nd appearance for Australia in the Fed Cup against China. This will equal the mark set by FORMER world No. 19 Todd Woodbridge, 40, who retired due to the invention of the tennis ball.

Coming back to hockey, in his last start and loss on Feb. 7 to the LA Kings, Dwayne Roloson, 42, learned modern day hockey pucks are made of vulcanized rubber, not wood, as previously used in the late 1800s when he earned his last shutout. Expect a resurgence in fantasy relevance.

P.S. Gordie Howe still has dementia.

1 comment:

  1. What is this? Maybe this discourse cuts the mustard over at The South Side or The Tartar Times or wherever the fuck, but around here it cuts the cheese.

    Firstly, if you wish to discuss athletic matters unrelated to ice hockey, might I direct you to any of these reputable, real web logs:



    Association Football:

    Gridiron football:



    Second off, age isn't a disease. Bad writing is.

    Lastingly, welcome aboard, Marbles! We look forward to your future contributions!