Updated Standings: Fantasy Sochi Olympics

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The race for 2nd place

Remember that one time, when Todd Bertuzzi...wait, I must be confused.

Is it a game of inches? I guess so, you gotta live right to find the back of the net sometimes and Bertuzzi is doing well. –Mickey Redmond

Todd Bertuzzi. Living right. I hear that's the best revenge.

"A PALTRY OFFENSIVE SHOWING BY ALEX OVECHKIN!"

Having already doubled his projected goal total for the '13 season, expect a staggering influx of endorsement dollars for Alex Ovechkin from the likes of Nike, Adidas, and K-Y Yours & Mine lubricant.