Who REALLY broke the glass at Skateway? A deep dive.

Andrew.
It was Andrew.

Winning equals success

"Ya know there's a great stat out today, because this is Getzlaf's 1000th game. In the last 40 years, there are only six players that have played 1000 games for one franchise and have won as many games as Ryan Getzlaf has won, which is 548 going into action tonight. And I think that also speaks volumes about the type of success this Anaheim franchise has had with Getzlaf as their marquee center."

OH YOU DO? WHAT ELSE COULD IT POSSIBLY MEAN???

REVOLUTIONARY

I couldn’t even wait another SECOND for this article to finish loading. Doug Armstrong is about to pioneer his ass straight to the HoF and I dare you to disagree. You won’t.

Simulations are in.

You saw it here second! EA sports has simulated the careers of these two fine gentlemen. They'll both play 20 plus seasons without missing a single game to injury or LOCKOUT. Please check back for our next post, in 2041, when we recap what went right/wrong with their predictions.

Happy 2019 everyone. See you guys AH ROOOUUNND

-A'sparagu

Social Media Killed the Blogstar

And you all thought reputable sports journalism was dead! Now ANYONE has the power to make a bold, original statement.

Arbiter? Is that you?

Hey, Remember When the Kings Traded for Ben Bishop?

LOL! That was funny when they did that!