America, NEWS!

I have some pretty awesome news. The Columbus Blue Jackets are in the playoffs. But really how could they not make it? With guys like, Sergei Bobrovski, Artem Anisimov, Cam Atkinsonov, Jared Bollov, Nikita Nikitinov, Ryan Johansenov, Fedor Tyutinov, Boone Jennerov,  you know, some of the coolest players around.

I have some pretty terrible news. The Detroit Red Wings made the playoffs. Also, Vokoun is calling it quits after this season.....way bummer, no bueno.

End News.

Keeping it short today, the pretty terrible news is pretty terrible. Guess I'll have to eat some BBQ Pork Mac and check out these babes.....