Showing posts with label Something Hockey Related. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Something Hockey Related. Show all posts

Friday, March 28, 2014

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I was applying gynecomastia treatment to my abnormally large breasts and looking at about 50 photos of my friend’s balls the other day when I realized my life to this point hasn’t turned out how I expected.  In an attempt to improve short-term morale, I decided to watch YouTube videos of Sergei Fedorov, Alexander Frolov, Slava Voynov, Artem Anisimov, Valentin Zykov, Vyacheslav Kozlov, Nik Antropov, Sergei Kolosov, Anton Belov, Vladimir Denisov, Vladimir Zharkov, Denis Grebeshkov, Kirill Kabanov, Jed Ortmeyer, Leo Komarov, Nikita Kucherov, Andrei Loktionov, Maxim Goncharov, Igor Makarov, Maksim Mayorov, Dmitry Orlov, Mike Smith, Alexander Radulov, Andrei Markov, Anton Volchenkov, Sergei Zubov, Nail Yakupov, Dmitry Kulikov, Alexei Ponikarov, Brian Lashov, Sergei Bobrov, Grigor Dimitrov, Alex Dolgopolov, Alex Bogomolov, and Sara Errani. This, of course, didn’t help. At all. I don’t know why I thought it would. Those guys are all stupid. Except for Mike Smith. He’s pretty cool. But it did, for some reason or another, have me thinking about my blogging colleagues. Which is nice, I like those guys. But then I started thinking about my friend’s balls again...


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Thursday, October 27, 2011

Just to make it clear that we ha... ah, fuck it.

September in October. Wins are dumb, Phil Kessel, Darren Helm... you get the picture.

Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Sunday, July 31, 2011

Just to make it clear that we haven't forgotten about our little blog...

This is our post for July. Yes, it was indeed posted during September.

Friday, August 20, 2010

I know nothing about stick and puck. This time I'll talk about stick and ball.

Armando Galarraga pitched against the Indians tonight. The last time he squared off against them it ended up being a memorable evening. This is what he had to offer about that game in an interview tonight.

“I will always feel happy about that game—it was a great moment for me,” Galarraga said. “I’d change the last call so I pitched my perfect game, but I’d never change anything else about that day.”


Would you? That's bold, Armando. Thanks for that.


Sorry, but that's all I've(That sounded like Sven. Something has to I guess. He sure doesn't anymore. Yeah. I called you out.). If I get bored I'll come up with my fantasy hockey roster, but don't count on it.

Saturday, July 31, 2010

Just to make it clear that we haven't forgotten about our little blog...

This is our post for July. Yes, it was indeed posted during August.